Jesus has been spotted in England! And he doesn't just want to bring peace to mankind . . . he also wants to bring a fluffiness to our shirts.

A guy named Martin Andrews accidentally spilled some FABRIC SOFTENER on a t-shirt . . . and when he looked at the stain, he realized it looked like Jesus.

As far as random Jesus sightings go, this one's pretty good. The stain DOES kinda look like a shirtless man with a beard, wearing a crown, with his arms warmly and openly extending to the sides.

Martin says that doubters have told him it looks more like a juggler . . . or THE FONZ.