On Thursday, in Oslo, Norway, a 31-year-old woman went to an electronics store and stole a 42-inch TV.  How?  By shoving it up her skirt, SQUEEZING IT BETWEEN HER THIGHS, and waddling out of the store.

The physics of that are absolutely MIND-BOGGLING.  A 42-inch TV probably checks in around 40 pounds.  And she held that using just her thighs.

An employee figured out what was going on and called the cops . . . they arrested her as she was getting on a bus.  She told them she had, quote, "very strong thigh muscles."

An Oslo police spokesman said, quote, "We wondered at first if this was impossible but then we tried it at the station with female officers.  It is hard, but not impossible."