Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Guy Starving for Attention Changes Name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.
World’s Crankiest Woman Turns 110 With the World’s Crankiest Interview
About the only person who's not excited that Flossie Dickey turned 110 is Flossie Dickey.
Owner Teaches Dog to Meow Because Black Is White and Up Is Down
The animal kingdom is going to the cats.
High School Basketball Team Squeaks By Opponent, 108-1
You know that cliche about how the game wasn't even as close as the score suggests? Well, this is the time to use it.
Professor’s Hilariously Zany Extra Credit Questions Get an ‘A’ for Awesome
Why wasn't school this fun when we were there?
Jerk Dad Fires Monster-Sized Snowball at Helpless Little Kid
Size matters. Never more so than when you're a grown man hurling a huge snowball at a small child with no means of protecting himself.
NFL Bad Lip Reading Part 2 Is Twice the Hilarity You’ve Already Seen
The NFL season may be in the books, but there's still one last piece of business.
Idiot Jokester Arrested for Throwing Alligator in Wendy’s Drive-Thru
The joke wound up being on this guy.
Disappointing Research Reveals All Those Selfies You’re Taking May Destroy Your Love Life
In what may be the worst development that could possibly happen in our technology-driven and vanity-filled world, researchers have found out that taking selfies can harm your romantic relationships.
Late for Work? Don’t Give These Outlandish Reasons Why (And Keep Your Job)
We've all been there: we're running late for work for reasons our boss won't like. When searching for an explanation that'll pass mustard, here are some you should definitely avoid.
Baby Scares Bejesus Out of Big Brother Holding Him for First Time
Taking care of a baby is not easy, as this new big brother quickly learned.
Barbie Now Comes in Tall, Curvy and Petite to Reflect Real Women
Barbie as you know her is no more.