John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
These Animals Cuddling Together are the Cutest Things You’ll See Today
What's cuter than an adorable critter snoozing the afternoon away? A bunch of them napping together!
Why Do These Drive Thru Workers Think They’re Hearing Voices?
A magician decides to get food at a fast food drive-thru, but all of the workers think they're hearing voices -- or are they?
These Animals Should Not Be Best Friends – Our Hearts Just Exploded
What are all of these animals doing living together? It seems like it might be a scene from a Saturday morning cartoon, but it's really just the amazing Rocky Ridge Refuge.
Luger Shiva Keshavan Crashes During Practice Run and Then Something Amazing Happens
The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics have only just kicked off, but some crazy spills have already started happening. This story is about Indian luger Shiva Keshavan's crash during a practice run.
Dad Pleads with Facebook to See His Deceased Son’s Look Back
An impassioned father has posted a video in the hopes of it reaching Mark Zuckerberg or anyone else at Facebook. His request? He wants to be able to see his deceased son's "Look Back" video.
Do You Know What Happens When You Add Beer to a Hot Frying Pan?
If you've ever wondered what happens to beer if you pour it into a hot frying pan, this video will give you an answer. But that answer might be a strange one.
These Winter Sports Fails Get Us Ready for the Olympics
What better way for us to get psyched for the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics than with a video highlighting 10 winter sports fails?
You Can’t Tell What Makes This House Special Unless You Go into the Backyard
Looks like an everyday, ordinary house in the UK, right? At first glance, you'd be right. But it holds a unique secret that's only revealed when you go into the backyard.
What Happened During the Super Bowl MVP’s Speech Surprised Us
Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks was named the Most Valuable Player of the Super Bowl. He was set to give a post-game speech, but then this happened.
GoPro Footage of the Stratos Jump is the Best Thing You’ll Watch All Day
Remember the historical Stratos Jump last October, during which Felix Baumgartner jumped from more than 24 miles above the Earth's surface? Well, now there's GoPro footage of Baumgartner's famous descent.
You Won’t Believe It When You See What This Man Does with a Rake on the Beach
Why would a man bring a rake to the beach? The answer to what Andres Amador does with a rake might surprise you.