April Fools' Day is here and it is time to plot out jokes no one will forget. One of my favorite jokes ever is the old saran-wrap-on-the-toilet trick. If you do it early in the morning, no one will notice that the crap isn't going down. YUCK! But that one's getting old. What jokes do you play? Here are a couple that only someone from Yakima would get.
March 28 is "Weed Appreciation Day," but I don't mean just marijuana. (We'll celebrate that on April 20.) I am talking about all nuisance weeds: crabgrass, dandelions, cocklebur, prickly lettuce and even carpetweed.
Believe it or not, there are more than four people running for president. You do have a choice. I know it is hard to keep up, but you have options in the presidential election. I am not political at all, but I have five things that I need in a president.
Spring break is here. It's the season of Easter, planting flowers and just having a good old time. I work every single day and when you are a parent it is 24/7. You don't stop. Being a parent is a job in itself. So, if you are in collage, for crying out loud, take a spring break.
It is time for that crazy bunny to grace us with its presence -- sort of, anyway. We never actually see the Easter Bunny, but with all of the colorful eggs it leaves, she has to be there, right? Well the Easter Bunny has a ton of places to drop Easter eggs this year -- she'll even hit some of them before Easter.
Just like the limerick 'Whisky In A Jar'o', Some things about St. Patrick's day are unclear of it is origin. We do know that he was British and he was kidnapped by the Irish forced to work as a slave. That is kind of a sad story considering it shaped Ireland's national holiday!
Lips! Luscious, fabulous, moist, fun and exciting lips! Lips are fascinating. They help us with a 1000 things. We defiantly take our lips for granted. March 16 is 'National Lip Appreciation' day! What is not to appreciate?
Vending machines can be really boring sometimes. They always have the exact same stuff in them. Sometimes you can get a vending machine that has gummy bears or worms or stuff like that. It is pretty rare, though. I went to our vending machine today, which is older than the Columbia River, and found something that I always pair when I am at the movies!
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