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Make Me Laugh: Let’s Monkey Around
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and asks the monkey, “Hey! What are you doing?”
The monkey says, “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint...
Miranda, Blake Surprised By CMA Wins
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton didn’t expect to win the Female and Male Vocalist trophies at the CMA Awards this year, they admitted to reporters backstage Wednesday night in Nashville. It’s the second consecutive year the couple, who got married in May, claimed those awards...
Williams And Ree to Perform at 9th Biennial “Building Memories” Dinner and Auction
“Silver Bells” is on Saturday, November 19, The evening includes silent auction tables, live auction items and our own Amy's Store. Entertainment by Williams and Ree.
This year's "Building Memories Dinner and Auction" is also in celebration of the camp's 25th anniversary...
Music Mafia Boss John Rich To Host ThanksUSA’s 2011 Benefit Concert
Music Mafia Boss John Rich will host ThanksUSA’s 2011 Benefit Concert at DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C., on November 14th. Also performing at this year’s festivities are fiddler Andy Leftwich, and Texas and Nashville singer-songwriters Lucas Hoge, Leslie Satcher and Monty Holmes...
Holiday Military Mail
The United States Postal Service and the Military Postal Service Agency have released deadlines for holiday packages being sent overseas to ensure that they arrive at their destination before December 25th. The following deadlines for the shipment of holiday packages are:
•November 12th for Parcel post
•November 26th for Space-available
•December 3rd for Parcel airlift
•December 10th for Priorit
Stand Up And Drop Cancer Risk
Do you love to sit as much as I do? Sitting on our butts may be responsible for 173,000 cases of cancer each year, according to new estimates. Physical inactivity is linked to as many as 49,000 cases of breast cancer and 43,000 cases of colon cancer each year in the U...
Are You Moving Your Money To That Old Savings And Loan?
Big banks may be vulnerable to losing customers to credit unions tomorrow, Bank Transfer Day, where according to social media tens of thousands have signed up to drop big banks in favor of joining a credit union. While credit unions enjoy best in class customer retention rates, the nation’s largest banks fail to claim the same degree of loyalty from their customers...
‘Pregnant Man’ Done Having Kids
A Bend, Oregon, female-to-male transsexual who became known as the “Pregnant Man” said his third child was his last. Thomas Beatie, who was born a woman and did not have his female reproductive organs surgically removed when he legally became a man in 2002, told “The Doctors” he will not be having any more children...
I Am Joining The Army!! Free Hooters Wings For Veterans
On November 11th, Hooters will honor all Veterans and active duty military personnel with free wings. All day on Hooters, personnel with proof of service or a Military ID will receive 10 free wings. The offer is for either boneless, naked or traditional breaded wings and is only available for dine-in orders...
Ford To Sell New 1964-66 Mustang Shells
I know Rik will like this story. Ford Motor Co. said it is selling body shells for restoration of the original Mustang sports car, which are hard to find elsewhere. Even if a consumer can find the body parts for a 1964 to 1966 Mustang – the first redesign was in 1967 – they are apt to be dinged, badly damaged or rusted through...
Trick-Or-Treating: How To Make It Safe
An estimated 40 million children between the ages of 5 and 14 will trick-or-treat this Halloween, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. Emergency physicians want all of them to enjoy the holiday safely and not experience any Halloween horrors that end up with them in the emergency department...
Keep The Kids Busy This Weekend! Start With A Fall Festival!
Join the folks at McClure Elementary for the Fall Festival. Be there Friday October 28th from 6 to 8. Admission to the festival is one bag of candy per family. There'll be games, food, bingo and a treat walk. tickets are 25 cents. Don't miss on the fabulous Raffle...