BULL-ywood News | November 16th 2012

Here's your BULL-ywood News for Friday November 16th 2012

-Photos that surfaced over the summer of SELENA GOMEZ kissing a co-star while filming a movie may have contributed to her breakup with JUSTIN BIEBER.  Even though Justin knew it was her job, sources say he got extremely jealous, and it was pretty much the beginning of the end.

-MICHAEL LOHAN went on a British talk show to find out that he's the father of a 17-year-old girl . . . who did NOT look happy when she learned the results of the paternity test.

-KIM KARDASHIAN was invited to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina last night . . . and a source says she had rearranged her schedule so she could go.

-Drug possession charges against JON BON JOVI'S 19-year-old daughter Stephanie have been dropped.  New York State has something called a Good Samaritan 911 law . . . under which anyone who overdoses or tries to help someone who overdoses can't be charged with possession.  The law was enacted to reduce overdose deaths by encouraging people to call 911 without fear of being prosecuted.

-COLIN FARRELL'S 9-year-old son James was born with a severe disability called Angelman Syndrome.  And while Colin has faced challenges, he also feels blessed.  He says he has long wanted to talk about, quote, "the pride and joy I [have] in our son . . . He has enriched my life."

-The children of "Octomom" NADYA SULEMAN are releasing a Christmas song today, called "I'm Ready for Christmas".  And they even have a name:  THE ROCTUPLETS.  Actually, 13 of her 14 kids are participating . . . but apparently, the octuplets are the focus of the "group".

-A list of the 10 Chick Flicks Guys Love But Refuse to Admit Watching includes "The Notebook", "Titanic" and "Legally Blonde".

-"Dumb and Dumberer:  When Harry Met Lloyd" tops a list of the 50 Worst Comedies of All Time.  It's followed by "Bucky Larson:  Born to Be a Star" and "It's Pat".

-TINA FEY'S character on "30 Rock", Liz Lemon, is finally tying the knot.  She's marrying her latest boyfriend, Criss Chross, who's played by JAMES MARSDEN.  This will happen in two weeks, on the November 29th episode.

-FX has renewed "American Horror Story" for a third season . . .and JESSICA LANGE WILL return for a third straight season.  No other casting has been announced.

-LUCILLE BLISS . . . who voiced Smurfette from 1981 to 1989 . . . passed away last week.  She was 96.  Lucille also voiced Crusader Rabbit in the '50s, Ms. Bitters on "Invader Zim", and the wicked stepsister Anastasia in Disney's "Cinderella".   (--KATY PERRY voiced Smurfette in the recent movie.).

-JASON ALDEAN and his wife Jessica were on yesterday's "CBS This Morning".  It was their first public appearance since the whole BRITTANY KERR fiasco.  Jason admitted that, like any marriage, "it hasn't always been roses."  But they both assured everyone that they're doing "fine."

-KELLY CLARKSON has asked eight different artists to do a duet . . . and they've all passed.  She said, quote, "I have, like, 5,000 duets in country music.  I don't have one in pop.  That's legitimately because everyone turns me down.  I'm not even kidding."

-SHANIA TWAIN arrived on horseback to start her two-year residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.  And to make sure everyone noticed, she was accompanied by 40 other horses.