Every two weeks or so I go in to the Hair Affair on 48th and Tieton to get my hair cut and eyebrows waxed. At first when my stylist wanted to wax my eyebrow and make two eyebrows I cited Brad Paisley's song "I'm Still a Guy." I thought waxing my eyebrow is what girls do, but I said what the heck one day I'll give it a try...and I've been doing it ever since. I have to admit that besides dealing with the red factor immediately afterwards it's a good thing for guys to do. So contrary to what BP says...I'm still a guy, I just have nicely waxed eyebrows and I'm cool with that. Oh, and for those wondering how I have perfect hair and eyebrows...meet Carrie Lyons (yeah she is married to the infamous Todd E. Lyons Esquire from 94.5 KATS.)

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy