‘Dear BULL-Pen’ Email Of The Day! (Chicken Story)

Here it is, our 'Dear BULL-Pen' Email of the Day!  (Hey!)

This is a story passed onto us and he SWEARS it happened to his daughter.  Here's the story, in his daughters words:
My teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and since my parents told me to always tell the truth, I said "FRIED CHICKEN."

Everyone laughed, but she said it wasn't funny, and sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed too . . . but told me not to say it again.  I told my dad, and he said my teacher is probably a member of PETA.  They LOVE animals.

I love animals too.  Chicken, beef, pork, bacon.  I love them all.

The next day, the teacher asked for my favorite LIVE animal.  I said chicken.  She asked why.  I told her it was because I could make it into fried chicken.  So she sent me back to the principal's office.  He laughed and told me not to do it, AGAIN.

The day after that, my teacher asked me what famous person I admire the most.  I told her "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now?