Five Worst Pick-up Lines
This weekend I had a kid come up to me and say "Hey, I like your glasses, we should be boyfriend/girlfriend." I thought that that had to be one of the worst pickup lines ever pitched, so I started going around trying to find some other awful pickup lines to see if they were any worse and this is what I found:
- 5
I lost my number, can I have yours?
- 4
I like my ladies the way I like my peanut butter... chunky
- 3
Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place.
- 2
I'm the biggest lady killer since Jack the Ripper
- 1
Hey baby, wanna smell my finger?