This weekend I had a kid come up to me and say "Hey, I like your glasses, we should be boyfriend/girlfriend." I thought that that had to be one of the worst pickup lines ever pitched, so I started going around trying to find some other awful pickup lines to see if they were any worse and this is what I found:

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    I lost my number, can I have yours?

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    I like my ladies the way I like my peanut butter... chunky

  • 3

    Hey, do you have the time? Because I've got the place.

  • 2

    I'm the biggest lady killer since Jack the Ripper

  • 1

    Hey baby, wanna smell my finger?

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