With record-low high temps forecast for Yakima this weekend, it reminded me that I'd best brush-up on my cold weather metaphors.

My dad used to say it was "colder than a well digger's ass in January." I'm sure we've all uttered the line about a witch's teat (wouldn't it be cool if you were driving by the bank one frosty morn and saw the digital clock display the time followed by a boobie with a pointy hat on it?) and, of course, the most misunderstood phrase of them all: "It's cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey!"

Are there others I'm missing? Let us know in the comments below!

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