Please Say I’m Not the Only One who Likes My Hot Dogs Plain
I ordered a couple of hot dogs at a store's outdoor barbecue and got a funny look on my face when I didn't want anything else on it. Am I so wrong?
They had all kinds of options from ketchup and mustard to relish and onions and more and I don't want any nonsense getting in the way of my hot dog. First of all, it just makes more of a mess and if I wanted to top it with all of those toppings I'd just mix those toppings into a slurry and eat it with a spoon.
Let me know in the comments, please, and let me know that I'm not completely insane for wanting my hot dogs plain -- just dog and bun, that's it! That's all I need.