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Make Me Laugh: Let's Monkey Around

tomreddick — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 16:33:16 +0000

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and asks the monkey, “Hey! What are you doing?”

The monkey says, “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint

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tomreddick — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:42:14 +0000

An old farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.”‘Let’s have a BBQ party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his head and said, “Gee, Ethel, I don’t see why the pig [...]

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tomreddick — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:13:32 +0000

A guy sees a sign in front of a house that reads: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the mutt replies. Shocked, the [...]

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tomreddick — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 18:20:58 +0000

Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.”

The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?”

Bob says, “Oh, I want them both now

Hey did you hear the one about….

tomreddick — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:21:35 +0000

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.”

The doctor asks, “Why don’t you have him admitted to a hospital?”

The guy says, “We would, but we need the eggs