What Nickname Would Rik And I Have? The Morning Bull Pen

Ri-Mi? Mi-Ma?
Ri-Mi? Mi-Ma?
Ri-Mi? Mi-Ma?
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are rumored to be dating. And you know what comes with celebrities dating ... yep: a nickname. The nickname given to Jennifer and Alex is ... J-Rod. This got me thinking, what nickname could Rik & I have?