Rik's wife sent him to the store the other day armed with a list of items that he needed to pick up. One of the items on the list was lunch meat.

Rik grabbed a package of bologna.

His wife went to make a sandwich the next morning and sent him a text asking, "You said you picked up lunch meat?"

Rik said, "I did!"

Rik's wife doesn't consider bologna lunch meat. I think of it as being at the low end of the lunch meat spectrum with turkey, ham and roast beef at the top.

I haven't eaten bologna since I was younger, but my son Jackson loves a fried bologna sandwich with onions that Papa makes for him.

Is bologna more a guy food or do women eat bologna?