Brides-to-be never run out of ways to abuse themselves in search of the perfect wedding.

Apparently, some engaged women are getting FEEDING TUBES implanted in their NOSTRILS to help them lose weight before their wedding.

The tube goes down their esophagus, into their stomach, and gives them a 10-day drip of 800 calories a day, and no carbohydrates.  (--2,000 calories a day is recommended, and below 1,200 is considered dangerous.)

This procedure has been happening in Italy and Spain for years, but it's just started gaining popularity in the U.S.  Side effects include dizziness, constipation, and bad breath.  Oh, and it can cause kidney stones and dehydration.