You Gotta Be Kidding Me! Naked Man Flee’s Spider.
I’m not sure if there’s a lesson to be gleaned from this . . . other than maybe you shouldn’t sleep TOTALLY NUDE. Because there’s an outside chance THIS could happen to you.
On Tuesday morning, a 20-year-old man from Albion, Illinois was asleep in bed, naked. He woke up and saw a spider in his bed. And he FREAKED OUT.
Still half-asleep, he jumped up and sprinted out of the house. He was groggy enough that he didn’t notice his GLASS DOOR was still CLOSED . . . so he plowed right through it. Then he kept on running through town, naked and bleeding.
The cops got a few calls about a guy streaking and they tracked him down.
A spokesman says they don’t believe there was any alcohol or drugs involved . . . just a tired guy who freaked out when he saw a spider.
The man was treated for several cuts to his body from running through the glass door. He’s not looking at any criminal charges.