If you're stuck living in Yakima and looking to upgrade to a new man or lady who has beaucoup dollars and will likely take you out on a really nice dinner (or more), then welcome to my lair.

I did an informal survey of my Facebook friends to help you out, and the outcome was rather disappointing. I was not even asking this question for myself (it was a suggested blog post for me from a colleague), however, if I end up striking gold while I'm writing this, then more power to ME! :-D

Here are the top five places my friends recommend to find your next Sugar Daddy or Cougar Mama. If all else fails, you can try the Missed Connections section on Yakima.Craiglist.org, ha ha!

  • 1

    Rite Aid

    I think the friend who suggested this was being silly, but they may be on to something. Wealthy people need to fill out their prescriptions, too, am I right?

  • 2

    Victoria Secret

    Um, say what, now? Keeping it real, Victoria Secret would not be my choice to hunt down a sugar daddy or cougar mama, but my friend Sharon insists that she sees wealthy men buying their girlfriends luxurious lingerie there, so I'm putting it on my list.

  • 3

    G Spot Bar/Gasperetti'sRestaurant

    Gasperetti's Restaurant is a very elegant (and expensive) place where you can typically find the "Who's Who" of Yakima dining on a delicious lunch, Happy Hour bites or dinner. I am not surprised to see this place suggested as a top spot to find your next sugar daddy or cougar mama!

  • 4

    WaterFire Restaurant and Bar

    I have not been to this restaurant, so I don't know if you will find any sugar daddies or cougar mamas there. I'm guessing wealthy Yakima patrons frequent this establishment, so it looks like I'll have to go there and investigate for "research purposes". Mmkay!

  • 5

    Car Dealerships

    Yeah, so I don't know if I would agree with this recommendation.

    You can't just stroll up to a car dealership and strike up a conversation with a potential sugar daddy or cougar mama. They will likely be concentrating on buying a new Lincoln or prestigious clunker and not on asking you out on a succulent date!

    Now if there was a Tesla dealer in Yakima, then I would happily retract all of the above. There is reportedly a Tesla charging station at Holiday Inn (802 E Yakima Ave) and this link here says that a Tesla charging station will be opening in 2019, so perhaps you can stake out the joint to flirt with local Tesla owners. Good luck with that!)