Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes, I might be telling wiener jokes. When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous online articles from yesteryear, click here!
Get Paid To Watch The Simpsons!
You can make Dough by watching Homer say "D'Oh!"
NATIONAL PLUS SIZE APPRECIATION DAY
It's National Plus Size Appreciation Day, and Timmy has some thoughts!
4th Annual Adam West Day This Saturday!
The city of Walla Walla celebrates the life of the late great Adam West, who for many of us, was our first introduction to Batman!
Weird: FTC Investigating McD’s Over Ice Cream Machines
The government is gonna look into fixing the McD's ice cream machines?
More Cattle Mutilations in Oregon
Cue the X-Files Music!
ICYMI: D.I.Y. Smoke Eater
Eat your heart out Ron Popeil!
Weird: Fish Falls From The Sky, Hits Car, Caught On Video
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER... WAIT, it's a fish!?!?!
Free Comic Book Day! Here’s What You Missed!
Free Comic Book Day was this past Saturday. If you missed it, you have to wait until next May!!! Take a look at what you missed!
Bigfoot Con This October!
Mark your calendars and get your blurry cameras ready!
HUMOR: Tips For Surviving Friday the 13th!
We all know the big three that the films taught us: no premarital sex, don't turn around (especially while running), and DON'T GO CAMPING!
Weird News: The Illegible Bank Robber
If you're going to use a note to rob a bank... maybe type it.
Happy National Lazy Day!
Read this story about National Lazy Day... or be lazy and don't. I don't have the energy to care.