Female Shoplifters, Be Wary of Security Camera Angles

Like a trucker peering down on a cute "seat cover," female shoplifters should be advised that most security cameras are mounted up and looking down.

My wife will ask why I was even looking at her cleavage and I'll give my usual response: "Didn't notice." In the meantime, Kennewick Police would like to have a chat with these two. I mean, her.