Experts said a 4.1-ounce egg laid by an Iowa chicken is unusual, but not without precedent. Nathan Batten said Aussie, a black Australorp chicken, laid the egg measuring 3 1/2-inches long and 6 1/2 inches in circumference at his farm near Bonaparte February 18th...
Talk about karma. A cock-fighting chicken has killed its handler after it severed a major artery in his leg. The Kern County coroner in California says 35-year-old Jose Luis Ochoa was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he suffered the injury in neighboring Tulare County on January 30th...
A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.”
The doctor asks, “Why don’t you have him admitted to a hospital?”
The guy says, “We would, but we need the eggs.”