I think Washington could have a pretty fun state-wide Mullet contest. We’ve had smaller versions in the past at the Central Washington State Fair (Yakima), Washington State Apple Blossom Festival...
"Business in the front, party in the back!" Maaaan, I hate mullets.
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I have hated mullets since I was a wee child growing up in the 70s and 80s. The boys in my classes had either bowl haircuts or mullets, there was no in-between...