pick-up lines

While at the Old Dominion concert, Bull family member Taylor received a Snapchat from a guy with the following pick-up line: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecucumber."

This weekend I had a kid come up to me and say "Hey, I like your glasses, we should be boyfriend/girlfriend." I thought that that had to be one of the worst pickup lines ever pitched, so I started going around trying to find some other awful pickup lines to see if they were any worse and this is what I found: