BULL-ywood New Headlines | October 29th 2012

-JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE has apologized for a video that a friend of his made and was shown at his wedding.  The video featured homeless people wishing Justin and JESSICA BIEL well . . . and seemed to be in HORRIBLE TASTE at their $6.5 million Italian wedding.  Justin says he had, quote, "no knowledge of its existence" before it was shown and it isn't, quote, "who I am as a professional or as a man."

-MILA KUNIS is either pregnant or should've known better than to be caught wearing a horizontally-striped shirt after eating a big lunch.  Someone got a picture of her on Saturday where it looks like she's got a little belly.  But . . . she was photographed eight days earlier with a completely flat stomach.

-Celebrities were out in their Halloween costumes this weekend.  Kim Kardashian ended up dressing as a mermaid . . . Emma Roberts dressed up as her aunt Julia from "Pretty Woman" . . . Puff Daddy dressed as Prince . . . and in the strangest decision, Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 dressed as his EX-WIFE, Avril Lavigne.  And his new girlfriend dressed as Avril's new husband, Chad Kroeger.

-Now that JESSICA SIMPSON'S dad, JOE, is getting divorced from her mom, he's jumping right into being a COOL, HIP, SINGLE BRO.  Joe was photographed in L.A. on Thursday with a new, short, BLONDE HIGHLIGHTED haircut.

-Last week, a hoax started spreading around that JUSTIN BIEBER has been diagnosed with CANCER . . . and asked his fans to shave their heads in solidarity.  It's obviously not true.  Also, Justin has a new tattoo of an OWL on his arm.

-WWE announcer LILIAN GARCIA was hit by a car in Los Angeles on Friday.  According to the WWE, she suffered "multiple contusions and lacerations on the left side of her body."  She was released from the hospital yesterday.

-Retired "Today" show critic GENE SHALIT and Senator HARRY REID were involved in car crashes recently . . . but both are FINE.

-After three weeks of release, BEN AFFLECK'S "Argo" is finally the #1 movie in America.  "Cloud Atlas" underperformed with just $9.4 million in 3rd place . . . and "Silent Hill: Revelation 3D" made $8 million in 5th place.

-CHRISTINA AGUILERA says she never watched "American Idol" and doesn't watch "X-Factor" because, quote, "I saw the commercials early on of 'Idol' of SIMON COWELL being a [d***]."

-According to the "National Enquirer", even though she's seven years old, ALANA "HONEY BOO BOO" THOMPSON still wears DIAPERS.

-SUGARLAND is on hiatus while JENNIFER NETTLES has her baby.  And yet, KRISTIAN BUSH still needs to assure everyone that the duo is not breaking up.  He said, quote, "Jennifer and I are not finished making records.  We're excited that this is a great time to take a little bit of a breather because she's got to figure out being a mom."

-TAYLOR SWIFT actually has a decent reason why she almost never reveals who her songs are about.  She told KATIE COURIC, quote, "[It's because] my personal stories sound better in a song than in an interview in quotes."  And, Taylor will be launching a 58-date North American tour early next year."