BULL-ywood News | October 25th 2012
Here’s your BULL-ywood News Headlines for Thursday October 25th 2012
-JESSICA SIMPSON’S parents, JOE and TINA, are getting divorced. And some tabloids are claiming it’s because Joe is GAY. A source says he came out to the family two months ago, and may even have a young boyfriend. A Simpson family rep is denying it.
-JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL’S $6.5 million wedding included a “joke” video of homeless people, transvestites and street musicians acting like old friends of the couple and wishing them well. But Justin and Jessica had nothing to do with it. It was put together by a friend of Justin’s.
-JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE apparently did invite CHRIS KIRKPATRICK and JC CHASEZ to his wedding, but he did NOT invite JOEY FATONE or LANCE BASS. And the word is that Mr. Timberlake HATES Mr. Bass. Sorry Lance.
-The cover of “People” magazine with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL in their wedding clothes has been released. Meanwhile, Justin discusses the song he wrote and performed at the wedding . . . quote, “Grown men were weeping. Hopefully it’s because I didn’t sound bad.”
-Sources say JOHN MAYER and KATY PERRY are annoying the neighbors because they, quote, “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes.”
-ELIZABETH TAYLOR tops this year’s list of the Top-Earning Dead Celebrities. She pulled in $210 million over the past year . . . FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. This year’s Top Five is rounded out by Michael Jackson, Elvis, “Peanuts” creator Charles Schulz and Bob Marley.
-DIDDY was involved in a car accident yesterday, when someone tried to make a left turn in front of his SUV, and Diddy’s driver T-boned the guy. Nobody was hospitalized, but Diddy was shaken up enough that he had to lie down in the grass for a while.
-LINDSAY LOHAN allegedly stole $15,000 worth of clothes from the set of “Scary Movie 5″. A source says, quote, “All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay.”
-BOBBY BROWN got a DUI yesterday morning at around 1:00 A.M. It’s his second of the year. He also got one in March, not long after WHITNEY HOUSTON died.
-DONALD TRUMP’S “gigantic” announcement was a gigantic BUST, as expected. All he did was offer to donate $5 million to the charity of PRESIDENT OBAMA’S choice . . . if the president releases his college and passport records by Halloween. What an A-hole.
-GLORIA ALLRED is still trying to get her “October Surprise” against MITT ROMNEY going. She’s trying to unseal court records from the divorce case of Staples founder Thomas Stemberg . . . because Romney testified under oath, and the word is that he LIED in order to help Stemberg screw his estranged wife out of some of her settlement.
-The second biggest album debut of the year now belongs to JASON ALDEAN, who sold 409,000 copies of his new album “Night Train”. MUMFORD & SONS slipped down to second place, and BRANDY debuted in third with her new album “Two Eleven”.
-LEANN RIMES talks about her painful decision to enter rehab on today’s episode of “Katie” . . . and tomorrow night’s “All Access Nashville with Katie Couric”. LeAnn said, quote, “People look at you and go why are you struggling? No one can quite understand why you hurt so badly.”
-CHRISTINA AGUILERA said on “Chelsea Lately” that BLAKE SHELTON is her favorite co-star on “The Voice”. She said, quote, “I adore Blake. He’s just a good time, he’s a good country boy. We have a song called “Just A Fool” on my new album and it’s my first approach at trying a little country.”