Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Timmy!!!
Bigfoot Helps with Fire Safety
"Believe in fire safety!"
Beer Company Hiring Summer Intern
Go on trips, design swag, drink beer, and get paid!
SunKings Fan Appreciation Night! Free Admission!
Free admission! Limit 6,000.
Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying Super Bowl Bet
Always have a backup plan if you lose ... including duct tape & a tarp.
Cadbury and Oreos are Hiring Taste Testers
If you don't like nuts, don't apply.
How Do Yakima Valley Schools Decide When to Close Due to Snow?
The Naches Valley School District shared what factors go into the decisions local districts frequently face this time of year.
Does Your Relationship Add Up? Ask the Love Calculator
Use science & randomness to see if the love of your life is truly the love of your life!
Free Pizza for a Year to Baby Born After Super Bowl LIII Kickoff
Have a baby after kickoff this Sunday, get free pizza! Seems legit!
Promobot Hit by Self-Driving Car
Knight Rider vs. Wall-E -- who won?
Wray’s Parking Mishap
Hopefully, no one was injured and the car didn't get damaged too badly, but it begs the question: What was the driver thinking?
Yakima Woman Captures Eerie Figure During Video Chat
A video recording phone app caught something, and it wasn't Santa.
Baby Burping Robot: Technology Comes to New Parents’ Rescue
The future is now! Thank you, Useless Duck Company!