I am amused by the most random things.

The complexity, yet simplicity of the utensil known as “The Spork”. Realizing that Pizza Rolls are just mini Hot Pockets, and buying a donut and getting a receipt. I mean, who needs to prove they just bought a donut?

But this one has me S-M-H (Shaking My Head). We see it all the time right? And it make no sense. There they are, hands at 10 & 2 on the steering wheel on their way, driving solo - wearing their ‘Rona masks.

Why are you doing that?

I don’t know about you, but the first thing I do is rip that mask off ASAP. They are very uncomfortable, so I don’t get why ANYONE would wear them any more than they need to. To me, taking off that mask may be the equivalent of ladies taking off your bra when you get home – FREEDOM!!

In all, I know we are trying to live our best quarantined lives. But is this really quality of life? Smelling and taking in your own stained breath on the reg? Sore ears. And that "maskne". Ugh.

Not to mention that masks are over tasking your ears.

When God engineered them, the idea wasn't to have them to hold up earrings (x2), carry sunglasses, support headphones, and a face mask? When did our ears become a purse?!?

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And just what is the mask/sneeze protocol? Do I remove my mask to sneeze into my sleeve? Or do I just leave it on and deal with the sneeze juice in my mask for the rest of the day?

Can you tell? I am not bitter, but I can taste the bile in my mouth.

If there is an upside to wearing the socially forced face covering, there are a few silver linings.

Ladies, you no longer have to worry about matching your lipstick with your outfit.

 

“I’m not working out with a mask on” is the new “I don’t have time” excuse for not working out.

Anyone else hiding behind your mask when buying junk food?

Another upside on mask wearing, you can walk around in public is talking like Bane.

On second thought, just thinking of fighting Batman with a mask on is making me sweat.

So you solo masked drivers, you keep doing your thing. We will keep watching, and wondering…

All My Best,

The JimShow