‘Poop like a Champion’ is the Cereal Everyone’s Pantry Needs

I love breakfast cereal and I have some friends with a twisted sense of humor. When this box of cereal arrived, I laughed for a good 10 minutes before my hands were steady enough to take a photo.

This cereal, at its core, is just Grape Nuts, but it's not wrong. Super high in fiber, which is one ingredient a lot of today's cereals are missing.

Does this cereal make you actually poop like a champion? I don't think I have an answer and I'm not sure I want to know. Still, a great gift for someone who you may think has everything.