If Local Radio DJs Were WWE Superstars — Here Are Their Bios

Height: 5'11
Weight: 158 lbs
From: Moxee, WA
Entrance Song: "Sting Me" by the Black Crowes
Signature Move: The Copehagen Eyespit
Face or Heel: Face
If I had a manager it would be: Jimmy Hart
Favorite WWE Superstar of all time: Rowdy Roddy Piper
Favorite current WWE Superstar: Daniel Bryan

Height: 5'7 1/2
Weight: 140 lbs
Billed from: Philadelphia, PA
Entrance Song: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band "Fishin' in the Dark" or Lynard Skynard "Gimme Three Steps"
Signature Move: Crazy Kelly West Stolen Stunner
Manager: The Rock
Face or Heel: Heel
Favorite Superstar of all time: Shawn Michael's
Favorite Current Superstar: Randy Orton

Height: 5'8
Weight:165 lbs
Billed from: Lewiston, ID
Entrance Song: "Eye of the Tiger"
Finishing Move: Equalizer
Manager: Miss Elizabeth
Face or Heel: Face

Height: 6'5
Weight: 270 lbs
Billed from: "The Mean Streets of Bonnie Doon"
Entrance Song: Kongos - "Come With Me Now"
Signature Move: "Dead Air" Sleeper Hold
Manager: "The Ravishing Russian" Lana
Face or Heel? Heel
Favorite Superstar of all time: Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Favorite Current Superstar: Cesaro

Height: 5'11
Weight: 170 lbs
Billed From: Yakima, WA
Entrance Song: "Hail to the Cef"
Signature Move: Political Justice
Face or Heel: Face
Manager: Zeb Colter
Favorite Superstar of All Time: Goldust
Favorite Current Superstar: Goldust