We all know how important it is to keep your woman happy, and I think we all know from experience that the saying "A happy wife is a happy life" couldn't be more true. So here are five things that women absolutely despise, compiled by yours truly.

1.) Be on time: It's 100 percent OK for your lady to be late, but you'd better show up on time -- ideally with flowers and compliments. Even if you have to wait while she gets ready, it shows her you care.

2.) If you say you're going to do something then you'd better do it: This one is important because it involves your trust. Ladies are pretty unforgiving when you give them your word that you are going to do something and you don't get it done. If they end up nagging you about the task it's your own fault, because you're the one who said you were gonna do it.

3.) Women don't forget easily: A lot of these tie in together, but one thing you should know is women don't forget and neither should you. Forgetting anniversaries or birthdays or anything important will continue to pile up over time and cause problems. For once, don't be a "guy" and make sure you are ahead of the game. Be a man!

4.) Don't make jokes at her expense in front of anybody's friends:
I shouldn't even have to list this one, but you know some funny man has and thought it was a good idea. But she'll have the last laugh if you end up hurting her feelings.

5.) Don't let her eat or drink alone: This is an interesting one, especially if you're not hungry. You should find something to eat at the late-night drive-through or order a light refreshing drink that's not too heavy if you don't feel like drinking. She will feel better and you will too.

And don't forget fashion also plays a role on date night. Make sure you are as dressed up as she is -- or at least presentable -- when you go out together.

Hope these help keep you out of trouble. You don't want learn the hard way.