Best Twitter Reactions to the New iPhone 5

So Apple is releasing a new iPhone (again). It’s thinner, lighter, bigger and faster. It comes with headphones that might actually fit your ears. It fits in your hand. It also possesses the ability to explode the Twitterverse. Here’s what people are saying.
Can’t wait for the new iPhone 5.I’ve had this mint condition, perfectly good, antique iPhone 4 for over a year now. Embarrassing.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) September 12, 2012
The biggest flaw of iPhone 5 is how much thicker, slower, and less compelling it is compared to my iPhone 6. #iPhone5 — Chuck Norris (@TheChuckTweets) September 12, 2012
The iPhone 5 won’t reject your next manuscript.
— Noah Gray (@noahWG) September 12, 2012
iPhone 5 comes with its very own iPhone 5 jokes. — Katie (@katiefzack) September 12, 2012
iPhone 5′s front-facing camera is now 720p. Today is the day that duckfaces become crystal clear.
— Yasar Khan (@YasarKhans) September 12, 2012
You can take panoramic pictures on the new iPhone5. Which means now you can post pictures of a whole buffet on instagram. — Rashid (@rockingtheshow) September 12, 2012
If nothing else the iPhone 5 has shown us for what we all are: lumps of meat gazing into an electronic screen.
— Lewis Anderson (@thisislewis) September 12, 2012
I would probably buy the #iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Men’s Humor (@MensHumor) September 12, 2012
I wish the omt was carly rae jepsen singing ‘call me maybe’ with an iPhone 5
— Toby Hervey (@TobyHervey) September 12, 2012
“iPhone 5 is made of glass and aluminium. And the blood of a million Chinese slaves” #AppleTranslated” — فادي | Фади (@SyrianUragan) September 12, 2012



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