Tonight’s Unofficial Debate Drinking Game
It’s gonna be one of the most watched events in 2020. Some of you will be mad. Others will cheer. What unites us all? Drinks! While watching tonight’s debate, why not make it tolerable with the Unofficial Debate Drinking Game!
Check out the list below.
Take One Drink Anytime President Trump Says…
“Yuge” or “tremendous”
“China” or “jina”
“China Flu” or “Kung Flu”
Talks about his admiration for any totalitarian world leader
Complains about mysterious voter fraud
Brags about the economy
Take A Drink Anytime Joe Biden Says:
References the middle class
Starts a sentence with “look”
Or, “What are we doing?!?”
Tells a story about some “average Joe” worker he met on the campaign trail that could easily be fabricated
Claims he’s going to end systemic racism and fails to explain how
Get’s confused or gaffs
Laughs at his own joke
If Either Pres Trump of Biden Say:
“The United States of America”
Says something inappropriate
Loses their place mid-sentence and completely changes direction
Lobs a direct insult at the other
Chug Drink When Either:
Biden uses Obama’s record as evidence of his own capabilities as a leader
You can no longer follow what Trump is arguing
Mention the word "taxes"
When Either Say:
Anything creepy about women
“Jill and I”
Time to Get Interactive
If either candidate thanks Chris Wallace to start the debate… take one drink and thank everyone in the room who’s also participating in tonight’s drinking game.
If Trump is wearing a red tie, everyone drinks. If Biden is wearing a blue tie, everyone drinks.
If Trump says he’s the biggest, best, greatest, and most incredible at something, call a random number in your phone and tell that person what you’re the greatest at, hang up, then take a drink.
Whenever someone mentions “pandemic”, “Fauci”, “COVID”, “virus”, “vaccine”, “unprecedented”, or “new normal”, stop drinking and put on a mask until another one of those words is said, at which point you can take off your mask and take a drink.
If either candidate says something incoherent, take a drink.
If Trump mentions Biden’s basement, DRINK
If either candidate references Russia take a shot of vodka and yell “WOLVERINES!!” (Red Dawn Joke)
If Trump says “socialism,” have a friend hand you a drink.
The first time Hillary Clinton’s name comes up… write an email to your Representative in Congress and tell them to drink
If Trump references Big Ten football, shotgun your beer.
If RBG is mentioned, do three push-ups in her honor then take a drink.
Take A Drink Anytime Moderator Chris Wallace…
Says “Gentlemen Please!”
Tries to stop a candidate from speaking but fails
Says “the economy”
Takes his glasses off
Makes the audience laugh
Asks the “audience” not to clap
We hope this make it a little more bearable to watch this event. Thanks for playing!
All My Best,