Cefus is running for Yakima County auditor, and per FCC requirements we have to offer his opponents equal time on the radio. That just isn't possible with three other candidates for auditor.

It's truly killing Cefus that he can't talk on the radio, so he put up this clock on our website counting down to his return.

I may have made a few tweaks to his countdown clock. OK ... I totally hijacked his countdown clock!

It's now the "True Blood" countdown clock, counting down to the final season premiere on June 22 on HBO.

I love messing with him! He's gonna be mad!