What it Feels Like to Be Dumped Via Binder

Michele and I have had our ups and downs, but she's finally had enough and dropped me like a bad habit. According to her, I'm jealous, possessive and very clingy.

But she didn't have the nerve to do it in person -- she used the new Binder app so she didn't even have to do the dirty work herself. I just got a text and a phone call from the Binder app that broke my little heart in two.