The Plague Has Hit My House!

It's only August, but the plague is on the loose at my house. Someone *cough Jordan* has brought the flu home! Some people might think, "Oh, no big deal it will come and go, whip everything down and it will be fine." NO! Not in my house. Sickness doesn't just come and go --  it doesn't leave until  it has hit EVERY SINGLE person in my home.

My first question is, who gets the flu in August? This is the nicest month of the year and my boyfriend had the brilliant idea to get the flu. Not cool. My second question -- piggybacking on the last question -- is where in the world did you get the flu? These questions will be answered, but they will have to wait as Jordan is currently rolling back and forth tossing and turning and whining in agony.

Any good make-me-feel-better remedies?