You don't want be that customer, do you? You know -- the one in line who the baristas roll their eyes at and mock once the mic is off? Well, here's how you can avoid being judged at Starbucks.

  • Say your order in the right sequence.
  • Don't order from the "secret menu.
  • Don't try to be funny with your name.
  • Don't hover and ask "Is this mine?"

I do think it is funny that ordering a drink in the wrong order is such a frequent issue that it is No. 1 the list, because keep in mind Starbucks writes your order on your cup so they HAVE to know the size and hot or cold first.