Signing Off: What Should Be On the Morning Bull Pen’s Gravestones?

My BFF recently gave me a little scare. She ended up spending the night in the hospital due to an irregular heartbeat. Thankfully, they found nothing serious.

True to our relationship, we get each other through rough times with humor ... and this time was no exception.

So while she was lying in her hospital bed, I asked my BFF what she would like written on her gravestone.

I told her that we could be buried next to each other and share gravestone that says "Partners In Crime."

That got me thinking, though. What should the Morning Bull Pen's gravestones say? What would Rik's say? What would Michele's gravestone say? What would Cefus the ex-mayor's gravestone say?