We won’t hold our breath waiting for our questions get asked on TV - but it would be nice.

Tonight’s debate is on! Two guys vying for the White House. No matter what side of the aisle you land on, these debates are going to do little to change minds and sway “undecideds”.

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Fox News own Chris Wallace is a great moderator, so we are all in good hands for the first presidential debate tonight on most broadcast channels. Where he will actually ask good questions. Unlike ours.

 

Top Questions We'd Love to Hear Asked at Tonight's Debate

Honestly, do either of you even know what Tik-Tok is?

Will you speed this up so everyone can get home to watch "Cobra Kai"?

William Zabka and Ralph Macchio star in Cobra Kai, which revisits Johnny Lawrence and Daniel LaRusso more than 30 years after The Karate Kid

What can you do to make sure the economy grows as fast as your prostate?

We're 11 minutes in, do either of you need to pee?

Where's Kanye?!?

Ford or Chevy?

Explain Why Red Velvet Cake Is Really Just Chocolate cake colored red. And Why?

Coke or Pepsi?

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Applebee’s or Olive Garden?

TP – Over? Or Under?

Boxer Depends or Brief Depends?

How long does it take to make minute rice?

Big Foot Real? Yes of No?

 

Beer? Or Wine?

How would you describe your smell?

Forget the Supreme Court, who will you nominate to be the next Black Panther?

Why does one of you hate taxes?  And the other hate malarkey?

Pineapple on Pizza? Yes or No?

IPA? Or Pale Ale?

 

We will see how many of these make it on the debate state tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the debate.

All My Best,

The JimShow