Well, it's happening, y'all -- the wedding nightmares have officially begun. I am not kidding. I had a full-on nightmare about all the horrible things that could possibly go wrong on the day of our wedding!

So here is what happened:

I am at a venue with my dress and my bridesmaids, and all of a sudden they start leaving the room and I am left standing there with just a fraction of my bridesmaids. I can't find my bouquet and now my dad is nowhere in sight. It was time for me to walk down the aisle, so without my dad and bouquet I start walking down to Jordan with NO MUSIC. It's silent, with a whole 10 people in attendance and my bridesmaids are just hanging out in the seats like normal attendees. Then, people I don't even know start attempting to give speeches that they can't remember, and just like that our ceremony was over -- no "I do's" no vows, nothing. To make things even weirder, the people who "married" us wanted us to sign a paper that we were in fact legally married, but the pen got all junked up and the man cleaned the pen ON MY DRESS!! Like ... WHAT?

What does all of this mean? Does it mean anything at all? Am I just freaking out? What wedding nightmares did you have while planning your wedding?